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A Little Bit Wicked · Last Man Standing

Mr. Nigel Howard

An artist whose brilliance, in his fiancee’s words, has yet to be recognized. He never appears on the page, Judith never meets him, and by page 331 he owns Chester House.

Mr. Nigel Howard Mr. Nigel Howard. CVM Sekai original art. The novel gives no description of him beyond Alexandra calling him handsome, so this is an interpretation.
Status: Alive at the close of the book. Engaged Role: Offstage character Appears in: A Little Bit Wicked, book 1, in discussion only
Bottom line

Mr. Howard is a genuine test of this shelf’s rule. He is discussed repeatedly, he is named, he changes the ownership of a house, and he never once appears in a scene. Judith, who ends up signing property over to him, has never been introduced to him.

He is worth a page precisely because of that. The entire Alexandra subplot is negotiated around a man neither the reader nor the heroine ever meets, which tells you something about how marriage worked as a financial instrument in this book: what matters about him is not who he is, it is that he exists and is male.

This profile is short because the novel is short on him. That is the correct length, not a gap.

The file

NameMr. Nigel Howard. Not to be confused with Nigel Cavendish of the tontine, who is a different man and the lead of book two
OccupationArtist
StandingUnrecognized. Cannot support a wife
CircleThe artistic community that had been Lucian’s world, page 164
Attached toMiss Alexandra Chester
On the pageNever. He is discussed and never appears
Met by JudithNo. She says so explicitly at page 165, and still transfers him a house at page 331
Status at the end of the volumeAlive, engaged to Alexandra, and the intended owner of Chester House
Book and seriesA Little Bit Wicked, Last Man Standing book 1, by Victoria Alexander

Everything the book actually says

1. He is an artist, and his fiancee’s pitch for him is entirely in the future tense.
Receipt, Alexandra, page 162His brilliance has yet to be recognized but it will be soon.
2. He cannot support a wife, and Alexandra proposes to support him.
Receipt, page 162“Can Mr. [Howard] support a wife?” “I wouldn’t think so but I can support him.”

Alexandra cannot support anybody. Judith supports Alexandra. So what is being proposed, in plain terms, is that Judith fund an unrecognized painter, and everyone in the conversation understands that.

3. He is expensive, and Alexandra says so in the form of a joke.
Receipt, Alexandra, page 164Nigel is a dear, dear man but I must admit he’s a little too dear.
4. Judith has never met him.
Receipt, page 162I don’t know Mr. [Howard].
Receipt, Judith, page 165I told you, I’ve never met Mr. [Howard].

Alexandra’s response to that is to ask whether he is not very handsome, which is not an answer to the objection and is not meant to be.

What he ends up with

5. Alexandra decides to marry him, and Judith transfers the house to him the following page.
Receipt, Alexandra, page 330I’ve decided to marry Nigel [Howard].
Receipt, Judith, page 331[I] shall speak to my solicitors at once about transferring ownership of the house to Mr. [Howard].

To Mr. Howard. Not to Alexandra, who has lived there for ten years, and not jointly. The property goes to the husband, because in this period that is where property goes, and the novel states it flatly without editorializing.

Judith had wanted to deed the house to Alexandra outright back at page 161 and was advised against it. A marriage supplies the route that a decade of goodwill could not.

What the book withholds

Everything about him as a person. No scene, no line, no age, no description beyond Alexandra calling him handsome. No account of his work, and no evidence for or against the brilliance.

Whether he knows about the house. Not addressed.

Whether he knew Lucian. He comes out of the same artistic community, which makes it likely, and the book never says.

What he thinks of Alexandra. The engagement is reported entirely from her side.

Where he connects

The RaeRae take

Mr. Howard is a rounding error in the plot and a good illustration of why the everyone-gets-a-profile rule earns its keep. Reading only the leads, you would never notice that the Alexandra subplot resolves through a man who is never in a room, and that the resolution is a property transfer to a stranger.

There is a joke buried in the naming too. The novel has two Nigels: this one, an unrecognized artist who cannot support a wife, and Nigel Cavendish of the tontine, who inherits a fortune in book two and cannot be made to want one. Whether that is deliberate I have no idea, and I am not going to pretend I do.

Sources

Primary source is the novel itself: A Little Bit Wicked by Victoria Alexander, Last Man Standing book 1, 374 pages, read on Kindle. Page numbers are Kindle page numbers, verified by in-book search on the terms Howard and Alexandra.

No secondary source, wiki, blurb or adaptation has been used. This page is short because the book is short on him, and every sentence the novel gives him is quoted above.

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