Professional Version

Armed with boba. Powered by delusion. Looks at every single squirrel that comes by to say hi.

RaeRae Needs Boba brings warmth, whimsy, and dangerously high levels of Asian auntie energy to every project. She leads the Panda Patch Universe and the Legends of Asia (Retold) series, turning cultural roots, mythology, and emotional literacy into stories that somehow make both kids and adults cry in the Target aisle.

She specializes in kid-friendly chaos, heartfelt storytelling, and creating universes that make you feel hugged by a pastel marshmallow.

The Real Truth

She is powered by tapioca pearls, unreasonable optimism, and the deep belief that if you ignore your problems long enough, they’ll eventually solve themselves (spoiler: they do not).

She is the version of you who says, “I’ll just sip boba while I think,” and then proceeds to think for six hours and accomplish nothing except perfecting the tapioca-to-sip ratio.

She is the defender of light ice, the guardian of extra pearls, and the sworn enemy of anyone who says “less sugar.”

She is 50% cute, 50% confused, and 100% convinced she could win a fight against a pigeon.

Why This Vibe Exists

She is the childhood softness you never outgrew and absolutely refuse to return. She protects the whimsical universes, the magical girl energy, the mooncake arcs, and the kid-safe chaos that warms the soul.

She exists to remind you that being soft is not a weakness — it is a marketing strategy you weaponize with precision.

Signature Move: turning bad decisions into plot points. You can never get enough of character and story tropes. They need to be used!

🟣 Fun Facts

• She can tell your emotional state by the drink you order.

• Thinks “just one more chapter” applies to writing too (it does not).

• Once fought a bubble tea machine and lost.

• Believes pandas are the superior life-form. No debate.