Professional Version

Running an empire on cold brew and trauma responses. Just don’t count the number of cans or cups on her desk.

RaeRae Needs Caffeine runs CVM Sekai HQ — the nerve center of your entire chaotic empire. She blends discipline, resilience theory (MRT), cultural commentary, and ruthless organization into one lavender-haired war machine.

She builds your systems. She maintains your universe bibles. She keeps your deadlines from running off screaming into a forest. She is the reason the brand doesn’t collapse like a flan in a cupboard.

The Real Truth

She is 80% ambition, 10% panic, 10% “I can fix this,” and 300% caffeine.
She’s the gremlin who organizes your Notion dashboard at 3 a.m. because “the vibes were off,” then wakes up confused and proud.

She is fueled by cold brew, self-doubt, and violent determination.

She manages 12 projects simultaneously because the intrusive thought said “multitask harder.”

She tracks her emotional state exclusively in spreadsheets now. The graphs are beautiful. The stability is not.

Why This Vibe Exists

She holds the business brains, the logic, the structure, the marketing plans, the funnels, the spreadsheets, the campaigns, the workflows, and the emotional damage of 84 open tabs.

She is your executive functioning wrapped in lavender, lip gloss, and unresolved childhood expectations.

Signature Move: opening 42 tabs to complete one task but forgot which monitor her tabs were on.

🟣 Fun Facts

• Once color-coded a breakdown.

• Thinks burnout can be “fixed with vibes.”

• Believes iced coffee is a personality trait.

• Has three planners and uses none correctly.