đź’ś The BIAS Energy Scale
“Delulu is for everyone.”
Welcome to the BIAS Energy Scale, the completely unscientific and emotionally unstable system I use to rank fictional characters, real people, and anyone who triggers a spiral.
This is not based on logic.
This is not fair.
This is fandom-powered judgment at its finest.
⚖️ How the Scale Works
The BIAS Energy Score runs from +5 to -5, with 0 being emotionally neutral (aka, you’re a lamp).
Every person or character on this site will get a score.
Because this is my site, my brain, and my emotionally unhinged rating system.
Score | Label | RaeRae Logic |
---|---|---|
+5 | Spiritual Soulmate Bias | Ruined my standards. We’re married in at least 3 timelines. |
+4 | Certified Bias | I pause videos when they’re on screen just to breathe. |
+3 | Rising Problem | They blinked once and now I’m spiraling. This is escalating. |
+2 | Cute Bias Vibes | I’d protect them in a storm. With an umbrella and attitude. |
+1 | I See You | Side-eye with respect. They’re doing something. |
0 | Neutral Lamp | I feel nothing. Not love. Not hate. Just presence. |
-1 | Mild Ick | I can’t explain it but… no. It’s the vibes. |
-2 | Underachieving Nuisance | They talk and my brain immediately loads static. |
-3 | Delulu Repellent | I skip scenes. Even the recap. Especially the recap. |
-4 | Secondhand Cringe Bias | My soul physically recoils. |
-5 | Hard Block Tier | If I see you trending, I close the app. On instinct. |
📝 Bullet Point Reasoning
On main profile pages only, you’ll see the bullet points that justify these ratings.
Examples include:
“Wore one (1) trench coat and I’ve never emotionally recovered.”
“They made eye contact through the screen and I flinched.”
“Serving face, drama, and existential crisis.”
“If disappointment were a person, it’d be this one.”
This is for entertainment.
And also for calling people out.
With love. Probably.
đź’¬ A Few Important Disclaimers
Yes, everyone gets a score. Fictional or real. Main character or background squirrel.
Yes, the scale applies regardless of gender or identity.
“The Bias Scale doesn’t discriminate. But I might drag you anyway.”
“Rated by energy, not identity.”Yes, scores can change. Comebacks flop. Glow-ups happen. I wake up in a mood.
This is a panda-coded emotional rating system for chaos, spirals, and fandom judgment.
If you’re taking this seriously… you might be a -2.