đź’ś The BIAS Energy Scale

“Delulu is for everyone.”

Welcome to the BIAS Energy Scale, the completely unscientific and emotionally unstable system I use to rank fictional characters, real people, and anyone who triggers a spiral.

This is not based on logic.
This is not fair.
This is fandom-powered judgment at its finest.

⚖️ How the Scale Works

The BIAS Energy Score runs from +5 to -5, with 0 being emotionally neutral (aka, you’re a lamp).

Every person or character on this site will get a score.
Because this is my site, my brain, and my emotionally unhinged rating system.

ScoreLabelRaeRae Logic
+5Spiritual Soulmate BiasRuined my standards. We’re married in at least 3 timelines.
+4Certified BiasI pause videos when they’re on screen just to breathe.
+3Rising ProblemThey blinked once and now I’m spiraling. This is escalating.
+2Cute Bias VibesI’d protect them in a storm. With an umbrella and attitude.
+1I See YouSide-eye with respect. They’re doing something.
0Neutral LampI feel nothing. Not love. Not hate. Just presence.
-1Mild IckI can’t explain it but… no. It’s the vibes.
-2Underachieving NuisanceThey talk and my brain immediately loads static.
-3Delulu RepellentI skip scenes. Even the recap. Especially the recap.
-4Secondhand Cringe BiasMy soul physically recoils.
-5Hard Block TierIf I see you trending, I close the app. On instinct.

📝 Bullet Point Reasoning

On main profile pages only, you’ll see the bullet points that justify these ratings.

Examples include:

  • “Wore one (1) trench coat and I’ve never emotionally recovered.”

  • “They made eye contact through the screen and I flinched.”

  • “Serving face, drama, and existential crisis.”

  • “If disappointment were a person, it’d be this one.”

This is for entertainment.
And also for calling people out.
With love. Probably.

đź’¬ A Few Important Disclaimers

  • Yes, everyone gets a score. Fictional or real. Main character or background squirrel.

  • Yes, the scale applies regardless of gender or identity.

    “The Bias Scale doesn’t discriminate. But I might drag you anyway.”
    “Rated by energy, not identity.”

  • Yes, scores can change. Comebacks flop. Glow-ups happen. I wake up in a mood.

This is a panda-coded emotional rating system for chaos, spirals, and fandom judgment.
If you’re taking this seriously… you might be a -2.

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